Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
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I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
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I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
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