I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
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STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
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The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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