We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
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i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
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My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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