have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
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fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
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We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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