Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
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on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
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By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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