dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
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When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
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Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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