There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
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i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
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Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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