Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
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who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
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My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
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