bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
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I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
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Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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