I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
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i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
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I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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