Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
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Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
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My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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