i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
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What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
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I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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