You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
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I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
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I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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