this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
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Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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