did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
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Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
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Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
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