we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
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some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
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Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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