The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
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It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
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Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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