Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
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you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
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i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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