You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
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I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
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Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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