But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
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Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
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How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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