do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
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Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
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I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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