Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
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What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
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