she was so not down for the gang bang
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
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I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
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Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
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