pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
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Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
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