I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
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So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
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what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
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