i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
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I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
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If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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