I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
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Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
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WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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