Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
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Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
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His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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