hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
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Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
There's always time for handjobs
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
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it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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