it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
Four minutes until I can fart!
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I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
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You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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