Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
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I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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