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He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
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My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
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I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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