Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
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he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
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I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
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