brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
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Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
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drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
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