That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
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Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
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Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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