It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
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You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
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Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I know her cup size but not her name....
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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