yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
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somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
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You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
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No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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