He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
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I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
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I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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