i just had sex bonerless
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
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We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
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Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
i believe in u and ur pee
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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