Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
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I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
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There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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