her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
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We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
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He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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