were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
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The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
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The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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