Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
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My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
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I just want to make out with him forever
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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