Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
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just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
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So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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