Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
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I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
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Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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