just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
As shirtless as possible
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize