Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
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My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
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Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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