Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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