doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
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I don't think we should have started that trash fire
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
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I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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