So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
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im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
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Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
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